Well, there goes my blog virginity. I'm running out of V-plates and fast!
So what's happening on the big wide blogosphere? Be honest people, how many of you are sat hunched over your screen, typing one handed while pleasuring yourself to photos of Robert Pattinson or a pre-jail Lindsay Lohan? I won't judge.
I suppose I should introduce myself. My name's Johnny Hudson, alternately JayJay, J-Dogg, Rubber Johnny. I'm twenty-three and work in marketing. I'm a big believer in living life to the fullest, whether that entails doing a tandem skydive with your best mate, shagging your way through your entire hometown or partying so hard that Ke$ha is forced to write a song about you.
One thing you might want to know, is that I'm a boy who likes boys. A lot. A fair number of my stories revolve around my sex life, which is colourful to say the least. I've started this blog in the hopes that some of my mistakes can become a learning experience for others, but if you're the kind of person that takes offense to man love, then feel free to wander off. Or stay, your choice. You never know, you might see something you like.
So I'll be posting soon. See you there? There will be vodka.
Oh, and Ke$ha - call me.
J. x
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