Amber Heard, the foxy nymphet from stoner flick Pineapple Express and this year's creepy comedy The Joneses, has come out as gay. I called it! No girl that hot or that clever could ever be straight. She reportedly told the media: "I personally think that if you deny something or if you hide something you're inadvertently admitting it's wrong. I don't feel like I'm wrong." Well said, Amber. I can't imagine the number of hipsters crying into their pillows tonight...
If she's a lesbian I can live with it. I just hope she doesn't date Ellen Degeneres. Her current girlfriend is beautifull.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's compulsory to date Ellen if you're a lesbian... but I may be wrong. For a long time I thought gay men weren't allowed to wear flannel.
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