Amber Heard, the foxy nymphet from stoner flick Pineapple Express and this year's creepy comedy The Joneses, has come out as gay. I called it! No girl that hot or that clever could ever be straight. She reportedly told the media: "I personally think that if you deny something or if you hide something you're inadvertently admitting it's wrong. I don't feel like I'm wrong." Well said, Amber. I can't imagine the number of hipsters crying into their pillows tonight...
